It's so easy to defend the Status Quo with everyone so cool and cynical But when you see the end don't justify the means It's just that 180 degrees T...
So Long & Thanks for All the Shoes / 180 Degrees

   Even if it's easy to be free What's your definition of freedom? And who the fuck are you, anyway? Who the fuck are they? Who the fuck am I to say? Wha...
Punk In Drublic / A Perfect Goverment

    Why do I keep scratching scratching my balls I don't like this feeling I don't like it at all cause I got crabs, I got crabs, I got...
__Other Songs__ / A200 Club

   Billy Cobin lost it all We knew he would eventually Some wonders why he took the fall Others just ask who the hell is he And why should we care for hi...
So Long & Thanks For All The Shoes / All His Suits Are Torn

   All of me, why not take all? Can't you see I'm no good without you? Take these arms, I wanna lose them Take these lips, I'll never use them Your goodb...
__Other Songs__ / All Of Me

   I'm not insane, I'm not bummed out I got no one to blame, nothing to change I got no evil to fight One thing's for sure, I'm all Outta angst Society ...
So Long & Thanks For All The Shoes / All Outta Angst

   Hello, Welcome to our CD Can you hear the blatant similarity To Linoleum and Shadows of Defeat....
__Other Songs__ / And Now For Something Completely Similar

   I can't believe we won the war What's it good for? We won't be anymore We'll all turn to steel We'll be in hell Talking to our friends Nothing, nothin...
__Other Songs__ / Ant Attack

   Birds sing there's not a cloud in the sky Yeah, August 8th is a beautiful day I see a bunch of hippies crying yeah August 8th is a beautiful day Like ...
Heavy Petting Zoo / August 8th

   We don't care, Cause we're in a gang Parties that we go end up in a bang Look at us funny and we'll shoot you dead While we're there we'll fill 'em wi...
__Other Songs__ / Bang Gang

   Too many words on the the tip of my tongue and I can never figure out When to speak when to shout when to shut up When to knock myself out I need a b...
__Other Songs__ / Bath Of Least Resistance

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Maximum RocknRoll / Beast Within

    If I want some beer I don't want to hear about how I missed the show because I drink to slow so pass me the beer bong it won't take...
__Other Songs__ / Beer Song

   How money polluted my mind Dough what our lives are lived for Rae just a crazy aussie Me the generation forges on Fodder for corporations Sewwing our...
Heavy Petting Zoo / Bleeding Heart Disease

   He spent fifteen years getting loaded Fifteen years 'till his liver exploded Now what's Bob gonna do now that he can't drink? The Doctor said, "What w...
White Trash Two Heebs & A Bean / Bob

   We don't like him he's such a geek He wears funny glasses he has so many zits Bob turkee the dick Bob turkee the dick Bob turkee the turkey Bob turkee...
__Other Songs__ / Bob Turkee

   You know it when it’s over Door are closing feel the sober staring at you You know you better take one more good look One more round then it’s bottle...
Pump Up The Valuum / Bottles To The Ground

   Somebody hear me, somebody listen to me Am I alone in this world Is there anyone listening? Appease me, can't find a reason to be Alienation, is takin...
Ribbed / Brain Constipation

   Have you ever gone to sleep with Bo Derek And woke up with Bo Diddley? Have you ever gone to sleep with Bo Derek And woke up with Bo Diddley? You got ...
__Other Songs__ / Buggley Eyes

   Je m'baladais sur l'avenue, le coeur ouvert a l'inconnu. J'a vais envie de dire bonjour a n'importe qui N'importe qui et ce fut toi, je t'ai dit n'imp...
So Long & Thanks For All The Shoes / Champs Elysees

   Je m'baladais sur l'avenue, le coeur ouvert a l'inconnu. J'a vais envie de dire bonjour a n'importe qui N'importe qui et ce fut toi, je t'ai dit n'i...
So Long & Thanks for All the Shoes / Champs Elys¨¦es

   I was walking (strolling) on the avenue,the heart opened to the unknown I wanted to say hello to anyone Anyone and that was you,I told you anything...
So Long & Thanks for All the Shoes / Champs Elys¨¦es ( english )

   j'me balladais sur l'avenue, le coeur ouvert a l'inconnu j'avais envie de dire bonjour a n'importe qui n'importe qui et ce fut toi je t'ai dit n'impor...
__Other Songs__ / Champs Elysjes

   I was walking (strolling) on the avenue,the heart opened to the unknown I wanted to say hello to anyone Anyone and that was you,I told you anything, ...
__Other Songs__ / Champs Elysjes ( English )

   It's been a long time Now it's time to get your bubble burst Things are bad enough in this world Why do you have to make them worse? Day after day...
__Other Songs__ / Cheese

   It's been a long time Now it's time to get your bubble burst Things are bad enough in this world Why do you have to make them worse? Day after day, yo...
Ribbed / Cheese / Where's My Slice

   Birds are dumb cause small bird brains But so are kids and old people Some birds talk, most others sing I don’t see you eating a talking bird Pigs sm...
__Other Songs__ / Clams Have Feelings Too (actually They Don't)

   When I was on the freeway, doing 70 all drunk A copper pulled me over, and I thought that I was sunk He came up to my car, I thought up a little trick...
__Other Songs__ / Cops And Donuts

   Don't believe a word your grandfather says He's been classified grade a psycotik You can see it from the hole in his head A saner man would have used ...
So Long & Thanks for All the Shoes / Dad's Bad News

   I trusted you at least I thought I could I tried to believe when you said I got a better job I can pay you back Real soon. No! I don't do those drugs ...
S & M Airlines / Day To Daze

   Rationalize values it's so easy to succeed Keeping your eyes on the prize excess Camped outside Laissez Faire People understand me there Don't talk to...
Punk In Drublic / Dig

   This is not a test on the emergency broadcast system This is the real thing Sit back watch it crumble, see the drowning watch the fall I feel just te...
Pump Up The Valuum / Dinosaurs Will Die

   Don't call me white The connotations wearing my nerves thin Could it be semantics generating the mess we're in? I understand that language breeds ster...
Punk In Drublic / Don't Call Me White

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Maximum RocknRoll / Drain Bramaged

   He won the race the judges concluded He was the betterman he'd come from victory A hesitation a one time show or place His self would not allow he had...
__Other Songs__ / Drop The World

   We belive in a drug free America A drug free America for me That's the way we belive The way that it should be Drug free America for me Like in Amst...
S&M Airlines / Drug Free America

   1-2-fuck up, drop out, never trust a fucking hippie. For that matter don't trust anyone. Quit school, don't work, livin' up the music de-punk. If I co...
__Other Songs__ / Drugs Are Good

   Dresser drawers are filled with pocket change Coupons cut, cigarettes smoked down to the butt, Is this what dreams are made of! Adding up subtracting ...
Punk In Drublic / Dying Degree

   Y mussed oui stay wear wee don't bee longe Y mussed oui stay wear wee don't bee longe Because there's never gonna be enough space So eat the meek, sa...
So Long & Thanks for All the Shoes / Eat The Meek

   Get out of my way, can't you see I'm from L.A.? Yeah, I met Slash, I've got a rose tattoo I bet I know way more people than you I just love this town...
Ribbed / El Lay

   One source of energy the ultimate discovery electric blue for me never more to be free electricity nuclear and H.E.P. Carbon fuels from the sea wasted...
__Other Songs__ / Electricity

   Blast oxygen masks, smoke filled cabin Depressurize, don't be afraid, hold onto me We're goin down, but not our love Death don't seem so bad, 'cause ...
So Long & Thanks For All The Shoes / Falling In Love

   5 feet under, he's got one foot in the grave Would you look at him I think he's lost it I don't think that he can be saved He's got a downpayment on ...
S&M Airlines / Five Feet Under

   My father used to say You sleep with dogs the next day You'll wake in the bed scratching Those inevitable fleas At ten years old You listen to what yo...
Punk In Drublic / Fleas

   I'd rather have a bottle in front of me I'd rather watch 10 hours of T.V. But since I can't I'll think of food I'll think of sex I'll think of mus...
__Other Songs__ / Food, Sex, And Ewe

   Rip them down Hold them up Tell them that I'm your gun Pull my trigger I am bigger than Rip them down Hold them up Tell them that I'm your gun Pull m...
__Other Songs__ / Forming

   A christian an anarchist slash prostitute figures out the true meaning of freedom Not freedom like america freedom like a shopping cart Kick back no ...
Heavy Petting Zoo / Freedom Lika Shopping Cart

   A christian an anarchist slash prostitute figures out the true meaning of freedom Not freedom like America, freedom like a shopping cart Kick back no ...
Heavy Petting Zoo / Freedom Like A Shopping Cart

    Don't even try to tell us what we can and cannot say profanity's a tool that you cannot take away is freedom of expression just a l...
__Other Songs__ / Freedumb

   loving you isn't the right thing to do how can i ever change things that i feel if i could, baby i'd give you my world but how can i, when you won't t...
__Other Songs__ / Go Your Own Way

   Sitting in a room waiting for some news Sitting in a room with white knuckles Not feeling so good I didn't do the things I should I said, "Doc, tell ...
__Other Songs__ / Gonoherpasyphlaids

   Sitting in a room waiting for some news Sitting in a room with white knuckles Not feeling so good I didn't do the things I should I said, D...
__Other Songs__ / Gonoherpasyphlilaids

   Sometimes I think of all the places where I don't wanna go Then I think of all the things that I don't wanna do And when I think of all the people tha...
Ribbed / Green Corn

    I've got to get out of I've got to get out of this hood, I've got to get out of this neighborhood I've got to get out of it, got to...
__Other Songs__ / Here Comes The Neighborhood

   Light the match burn the flour Leave behind all the wrong Why be sad when happiness can be bought for a little more then free Modern day prohibition A...
Pump Up The Valuum / Herojuana

   You tell me you don't like the taste Drugs and alcohol are such a waste You got better things to do Like hang around, be straight and screw enjoy your...
__Other Songs__ / Hit It Hold It Back

   Hobo - Im Hobophobic, so what Ah Ah Ah Scared of bums Not just because they stink bad Not just because they're crackers From drinking too much lysol L...
__Other Songs__ / Hobophobic

   Hobo - I'm hobophobic So what AH AH AH Scared of bums Not just because they stink bad Not just because they're crackers From drinking too much lysol L...
__Other Songs__ / Hobophobic ( Scared Of Bums)

   She'll have another piece of pie She'll have a double rueben rye She works hard at eating well That's why I love her She's got a couple of pony kegs ...
Heavy Petting Zoo / Hotdog In A Hallway

   Jenny, so many times I tried to get away But you kept following me all over town I'll display it, there's no way to say it I don't just want you, I ju...
Ribbed / I Don't Want You Around

    I live in a cake the one that I make don't wanna hear about my mistakes this is the chance I take I live in a cake the one that I ...
__Other Songs__ / I Live In A Cake

   I wanna be an alcoholic I wanna be co-drug dependant Wanna be sedated most of the time I wanna sing, I wanna dance I wanna pass out and wet my pants I...
__Other Songs__ / I Wanna Be An Alcoholic

   Open your self, let me inside Open your arms, I have nowhere To go, so let me in to you I need to be where nothing can hurt me Open your legs, to let ...
White Trash Two Heebs & A Bean / I Wanna Be Your Baby

   You better watch out you better not cry You better put out records D.I.Y. Cause it's not what you've done it's what you've been If you fuck up I'm tel...
So Long & Thanks For All The Shoes / I'm Telling Tim

   One night, I fell asleep A man dressed in black in front of me I said Whatcha going to do to me? He said I'm gonna set you free. Fro...
__Other Songs__ / Id

   Instrumental...
Maximum RocknRoll / Instrumental

   I am iron man! Has he lost his mind? Can he see or is he blind? Can he walk at all or if he moves will he fall? Is he alive or dead? Has he thoughts w...
__Other Songs__ / Iron Man

   Indiscriminate I'd rather be elite I'll choose my own shit scene Unsubstantiated rumors flown are true I'm here for me not you Nonconglumurate I mean...
__Other Songs__ / It's My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite

   Black is beautiful, white is so pure Can you see a difference? all I see's a blur Is one color a virtue how can you be sure Ignorance the disease educ...
S & M Airlines / Jandiced Eye

   black is beautiful, white is so pure can you see a difference? all I see's a blur is one color a virtue how can you be sure ignorance the disease ...
__Other Songs__ / Jaundiced Eye

   Don't wanna chill, don't wanna sit Don't wanna hear no hippy shit Don't tell me I'm closing my mind Don't wanna groove, don't wanna dig Don't wanna sp...
__Other Songs__ / Jeff Wears Birkenstocks

   Through word of mouth let it be known The man who spends his life on a mission, he's legendary Travelling from coast to coast He's the contemporary Jo...
White Trash Two Heebs & A Bean / Johnny Appleseed

   Looking back to the past, predictions of the end Unseen ultra violet rays are beating on my head Nuclear threat wanna bet will be our demise The day w...
Ribbed / Just The Flu

   Everybody needs some time away Just stuck in the k-hole again An 18 hour holiday Just stuck in the k-hole again, just once again Mrs. Kitty Ketamine ...
So Long & Thanks for All the Shoes / Kids Of The K-hole

   The white man call himself civilized Cause he know how to take over The white man come to pillage my village Now he tell me I have to bend over Oh ye...
The Longest Line / Kill All The White Man

   Kill the rockstars how ironic, Kathleen You've been crowned the newest queen Kinda like the punk rock Gloria Steinham You can't change the...
__Other Songs__ / Kill Rock Stars

   "Kill the rockstars" how ironic, Kathleen You've been crowned the newest queen Kinda like the punk rock Gloria Steinham You can't change the world by ...
__Other Songs__ / Kill Rocks Stars

   Lager in the dark (x19)...
Maximum RocknRoll / Lager In The Dark

   I got something to say I killed your baby today And it doesn't matter much to me As long as it's dead Well I got something to say I raped your mother...
__Other Songs__ / Last Caress

   I wish I could go so far away Where time moves too slow day after day I'll wait and I'll sit and watch the clouds As they go by. I have a sensation w...
__Other Songs__ / Lazy Train

   Breath ever soft We wouldn't wanna break the eggs as we walk Never alone, cautious, afraid I hear the voice of reason on the p.a. Leave it alone, foll...
Punk In Drublic / Leave It Alone

   I sit in my easy chair I've got so much time to spare Cause I know in my future days I'll have my lionshare There's nothing I like better Than gettin...
S&M Airlines / Life Of Riley

   Possessions never meant anything to me I'm not crazy (Cause I got none) Well that's not true, I've got a bed and a guitar And a dog named dog who piss...
Punk In Drublic / Linoleum

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Maximum RocknRoll / Live Your Life

   She's been around a couple years Tasted 31 flavors there's only one She really hates that would be vanilla bean The blandest one don't make her scream...
Heavy Petting Zoo / Liza

   Liza's had enough of men She says, she won't get burnt again She says, they don't know how to fuck Her last boyfriend, the shmuck Shared with her a ni...
White Trash Two Heebs & A Bean / Liza And Louise

   Lori Meyers used to live upstairs Our parents had been friends for years Almost every afternoon we'd play forbidden games At nine years old there's no...
Punk In Drublic / Lori Meyers

   She had a walk like a silicone cock sticking in her ass and one in her cunt A butterfly strapped tight her clit But who’s got the remote control That...
Pump Up The Valuum / Louise

   Partly owned tuder house Wooden white picket fence Mother waits for father In a backless dress Hardly used diaphram Put back into his case A one way t...
Heavy Petting Zoo / Love Story

   There's a place some of us choose to live Gated community - cops can't come in A neighborhood for punks over the hill We'll spend our golden years in ...
__Other Songs__ / Mattersville

   Mean people suck. Mean people suck. Mean people suck. Mean people suck. They Suck! They Suck! They Suck! They Suck! Mean people suck. Mean people suck...
__Other Songs__ / Mean People Suck

   Lies, always the end oh, can't comprehend what, The daily bite just another friend my stomach stuck to the floor All the memories I don't wanna think ...
__Other Songs__ / Memories

    My name is mister Jones I get inside your bones I know just how to make you tweek you soon will be my freak because I know what ...
__Other Songs__ / Mister Jones

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Maximum RocknRoll / Moms Rules

   I take her to the aquarium, she says shark I take her to the planetarium, she says dark I take her to the seaside Where she likes to spin and twirl Sh...
__Other Songs__ / Monosylabic Girl

   I take her to the aquarium, she says shark, I take her to the planetarium, she says dark, I take her to the seaside, Where she likes to spin and twirl...
__Other Songs__ / Monosyllabic Girl

   I wanna see the constitution burn Wanna watch the white house overturn Wanna witness some blue blood bleed red I wanna tar and lynch the KKK I wanna ...
So Long & Thanks for All the Shoes / Murder The Government

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Maximum RocknRoll / My Friends

   For you my heart was yearning And how I love you so It's come of you my dick is burning It's dripping on my car (not sure about this one)...
Punk In Drublic / My Heart Is Yearning

   My penis is like a hot-dog, but I don't get monthly blood drips My penis hardly even used My penis's got lots of extra skin They took my outtie and ma...
__Other Songs__ / My Penis

   My vagina has two sets of lips, but I don’t got monthly blood drips My vagina hardly even used My vagina got lot’s of extra skin, they took my outtie ...
Pump Up The Valuum / My Vagina

   Something is lacking, I'm not attracting My boobs are not as big as I want them to be I want 36D I'm not receiving enuff affection Gonna get me a sil...
Ribbed / New Boobs

    Sitting by yourself again so friends are near you got a needle in one hand and in the other one a beer you can't cope with life ...
__Other Songs__ / No Problems

   You can't believe the things you see and read The Soviet threat Our pseudo enemy What's scaring me? Our foreign policy To make the world safe for busi...
Ribbed / Nowhere

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Maximum RocknRoll / On My Mind

    It's that time of the month again, your bitching stop yelling at me I know you've got to plug yourself up but why take it out on ...
__Other Songs__ / On The Rag

   At first I thought you were dead But now i see that you're wanted dead Something I did, and they say yeah yeah Blank gen, blank gen(eration) Open you...
__Other Songs__ / Open Your Eyes

   Even if it's easy to be free What's your definition of freedom? And who the fuck are you, anyway? Who the fuck are they? Who the fuck am I to say? Wha...
__Other Songs__ / Perfect Government

   Give her a call for demorol and amal nitrate I tell her dad don’t worry sir we won’t stay out late I’m in love with her, the pharmacist’s daughter Sh...
Pump Up The Valuum / Pharmacist's Daughter

   There's something wrong with mass consumption Why do we want what we don't need Alcohol burnit clean asphalt methamphetamine Will make it seem alright...
__Other Songs__ / Philthy Phil Philanthropist

   There's something wrong with mass consumption Why do we want what we don't need Alcohol burnt clean asphalt methampphetamin Will make it seem alright ...
Heavy Petting Zoo / Philthy Phil Philantropist

    You fight for peace, but where's the war what the fuck are doing this for you say disarmament thats the key well thats not the way ...
__Other Songs__ / Piece

   We wrote this song, it's not too short, not too long It's got back-up vocal's in just the right places It's got a few oohs and ahhs It takes a little ...
White Trash Two Heebs & A Bean / Please Play This Song On The Radio

   Can't u see how easy it becomes Procrastinate, we're professionals Get things done, you can't, to busy Having fun we're professionals Professional cr...
S & M Airlines / Professional Crastination

   Crazier than GG, yet more PC than Ian Got coloured teeth like Johnny Exudes a vicious disposition His hair sticks out like Colin' did, he jumps Simila...
Punk In Drublic / Punk Guy

   Crazier than GG, More pc than EN Got colored teeth like johnny Exudes a vicious disposition His hair sticks out like colins did, he jumps Similar to s...
__Other Songs__ / Punk Guy (cause He Does Punk Things)

   Indiscriminate I'd rather be elite I'll choose my own shit scene Unsubstantiated rumors flown are true I'm here for me not you Nonconglumurate I mean...
__Other Songs__ / Punk Rock Elite

   It's funny how nothing seems much fun Anymore to me now that I quit the drink 'Cause Soberness, it might be what I need But it's certainly not how I w...
So Long & Thanks for All the Shoes / Quart In Session

   Reeko, try to understand, it really is that bad It won't just go away, the party's over It's past two o'clock, so it's about time We stopped, 'cause I...
__Other Songs__ / Reeko

   Stop have a beer it's on me has anyone ever told you that you that Look like a star Heard it said at the bar So I drink cause it makes me Happier tha...
Heavy Petting Zoo / Release The Hostages

   Wasting your life on the sidewalk When you can be out on the street, dodging cars As they go by, the wind goes right through you Life on the edge of ...
The Longest Line / Remnants

   I went to the airport, but I missed my flight I had to get out of this town tonight Then a lady in black caught my attention I couldn't figure out wha...
__Other Songs__ / S And M Airlines

   I went to the airport, but I missed my flight I had to get out of this town tonight then a lady in black caught my attention I couldn't figure o...
S&M Airlines / S&M Airlines

   I went to the airport, but I missed my flight I had to get out of this town tonight then a lady in black caught my attention I couldn't figure out ...
__Other Songs__ / S&m Airlines

   hollywood is a breeding ground for assholes ego's get as big as billy corigans skinny girl eat some more food muscle man you look like a fuckin freak ...
__Other Songs__ / San Francisco Fat

   Gigin alone at the bottom of the hill Our protagonist named Bill Sets his sights on an anchor steam pint All he needs is thirteen quarters Congregated...
__Other Songs__ / Scavenger Type

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S&M Airlines / Screamin For Change

   She got lips like stereo, With the bass and treble down. She's got tits like microwaves Burritos that explode. What I wouldn't give to see her pee... ...
__Other Songs__ / See Her Pee

   A blackened wick is what remains The flame was blown out just recently Although the candle hadn't burned down to the stick It won't be lit again, the ...
White Trash Two Heebs & A Bean / She's Gone

   Ahhh, never thought it could happen to me, but it did, now look at me, im alone, standing in my cell, staring at the wall, living in hell. All of my ...
__Other Songs__ / Shitting Bricks

   In the morning I awake I feel my bladder about to break I scratch my balls I rub my eyes Just feeling lousy My girlfriend tells me that It's ti...
Ribbed / Shower Days

   In the morning I awake I feel my bladder about to break I scratch my balls I rub my eyes Just feeling lousy My girlfriend tells me that It's time to ...
Ribbed / Showerdays

    affection not dissection meat is murder animals are for petting oh shut up already I'm tired of...
__Other Songs__ / Shut Up Already

   Gonna find some girls tonight My friday night has washed away Beer bong has me wandering around The girls that look like drugs and alcohol Six pack gi...
__Other Songs__ / Six Pack Girls

    I play pool cause I'm no fool I play pool cause I'm cool I play pool after school I play pool all the time Cue in my left hand, bee...
__Other Songs__ / Sloppy English

   Sometimes I feel my life is going 'round in circles Beneath my eyes are bluish black There's nothing new, no one I wanna talk to Nothing I wanna think...
White Trash Two Heebs & A Bean / Soul Doubt

   When I look 'round, I only see outta one eye As the smoke surrounds my head, the sauna I hear the voices, but I can't make out their words Saying thin...
__Other Songs__ / Stickin In My Eye

   When I look 'round, I only see outta one eye As the smoke surrounds my head, the sauna I hear the voices, but I can't make out their words Saying t...
__Other Songs__ / Sticking In My Eye

   I'm a person just like you But I've got better things to do Than sit around and fuck my head Or hang out with the living dead Snort white shit up my n...
White Trash Two Heebs & A Bean / Straight Edge

   She once told me not to listen Find the answers, intuition Follow no-one, trust your instincts Face the world, find out it stinks Don't come crying, ...
The Longest Line / Stranded

   Got a no string guitar, got a sunn beta head I’m a rock N roll star I ain’t no musician some things are stranger than fishin Got a beat on a drum no ...
Pump Up The Valuum / Stranger Than Fishin

   Can’t you see my soul worn on the second sleeve It’s going up for sale as soon as it gets saved Interrogation blues, once again I lose You don’t get ...
Pump Up The Valuum / Take Two Placebos And Call Me Lame

   Got no arms Got no legs Got no head Now I'm dead I'm a thalidomide I'm a thalidomide I'm a thalidomide child My mommy took This sleeping pill She di...
__Other Songs__ / Thalidomide Child

   I’m gonna tell you what I really think I like about Monday Cause they fell like Saturdays When you don’t have to go to work, every day is a holiday I ...
Pump Up The Valuum / Thank God It's Monday

   Endless evenings of non-exist Are getting shorter, monotonous Like an intruder, I belong outside Although I find myself right back The same place I wa...
White Trash Two Heebs & A Bean / The Bag

   Mr. McCarthy killed the light he didn't wake his lovely wife He left the key inside the door woke on the wrong side of the bed She can't remember what...
Heavy Petting Zoo / The Black And White

   Friday night we'll be drinkin' Manashevitz Goin' out to terrorize goyem Stompin' shagitz, screwin' shicksas As long as we're home by Saturday mornin' ...
Punk In Drublic / The Brews

   It isn't for the money, no it isn't for the fun It's a plan, a scam, a diagram It's for the benefit of everyone You gotta have a little respect Subter...
Punk In Drublic / The Cause

   I've got respect from the community I've got my bridge game to look forward to I've got this chance, a golden opportunity As long as I keep doing what...
The Longest Line / The Death Of John Smith

   Where are all these stupid people from and how did they get to be so dumb Bred on purple mountain range Feed amber waves of grains To lesser human bei...
__Other Songs__ / The Decline

   Trip down the stairs into hell Cathay de I miss your smell A mixture of puke, beer, stale piss Fuck, sweat, and fear Adrenaline addicted, the blood le...
So Long & Thanks For All The Shoes / The Desperation's Gone

   He's just a man getting through life the best he can He's a not a scientist, he programs a computer Before that he sold cars to pay a student loan now...
Punk In Drublic / The Happy Guy

   This song is written by Joey Ramone She went away for the holidays said she's Going to L.A. but she never got there She never got there, she never go...
__Other Songs__ / The Kkk Took My Baby Away (ramones Cover)

   In the darkest tunnel it's nice to see a light, Not just a headlight, Like the one that's heading right for me, It would be nice if things could turn ...
The Longest Line / The Longest Line

   Did you get that rush, that feeling, adrenalin pumping through your veins? A lifeless body in the gutter, city streets are stained How do you rational...
Ribbed / The Malachi Crunch

   Talking about the Moron Bros', tattooed fingers, tattooed toes They're idiots, losers, they're scum Taking advantage of everyone You're a dog, they're...
Ribbed / The Moron Brothers

   We’re professional punkers we come from the suburbs After 15 years we’re still having fun Now we’re over 30 not looking so pretty at least we got a be...
Pump Up The Valuum / Theme From A Nofx Album

   all we need, a little methanphetamens. three on speed. a little subversality. what we do, is nothing you know about. who are you? definently not one o...
__Other Songs__ / Three On Speed

   Together on the sand, we walked hand in hand On the beachfront, she smiled at me As she tightly held my hand I had my finger up her... Country music p...
Ribbed / Together On The Sand

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Maximum RocknRoll / Too Mixed Up

   Go away sunny day All the horny people sitting in front of their TV and thinking What is wrong with me I’m not a monster Why won’t anybody fuck me I d...
Pump Up The Valuum / Total Bummer

    A truck stop in Kansas with nowhere to to many days without any shows 5 cups of coffee as I just sit and mold its 4 am as ...
__Other Songs__ / Truck Stop Blues

   Don't ever take away from me my pornography We obviously don't agree on what's obscene I have the right to choose what I Want to see and read Don't t...
S&M Airlines / Vanilla Sex

    I don't want tofu I'd rather have a mouthful of beef stew I don't want to be a vegetarian why eat beans when you can have steak ins...
__Other Songs__ / Vegetarian Mumbo Jumbo

   Starry, starry night Paint your palette blue and gray Look out on a summer's day With eyes that know the darkness in my soul... Shadows on the hills S...
__Other Songs__ / Vincent

   One more time for Ho Jo, you know I can't wait Another wasted line I'm sittin' in the corner, I can feel the weight Of my head on top of my spine Ther...
White Trash Two Heebs & A Bean / Warm

   We don't play ska anymore We don't play ska anymore Cause it sucks. We don't play ska anymore We don't play ska anymore Cause we're shmucks....
__Other Songs__ / We Don't Play Ska Anymore

   Brilliant! A word describing something dumb You create to desecrate the villain I've become A prophet, not to be made but heard Speaks in tongues and ...
__Other Songs__ / We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows

   There's something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood They always listen to their moms They disregard civil disobedience They'd rather do what they...
Heavy Petting Zoo / What's The Matter With Kid's Today?

   There's something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood They always listen to music They disregard civil disobedience They'd rather do what they're ...
Heavy Petting Zoo / What's The Matter With Kids Today?

   Mom and dad, how'd ya get so rad, when exactly did you get so hip Wearing teenage clothes you’re always coming to my shows And telling me that I shoul...
Pump Up The Valuum / What's The Matter With Parents Today?

   I wouldn't walk 500 miles if I could fly coach But almost anything I wouldn't swim across the Nile Cause I could get a moebic dysentery Cause if ther...
Heavy Petting Zoo / Whatever Didi Wants

   So sick and tired of your bitching and complaining So long you've been oppressed while others lives are gaining Want reparations, you're needy and ...
__Other Songs__ / Where's My Slice?

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Maximum RocknRoll / White Bread

   Lovin you isn't the right thing to do How can I ever change things that I feel? If I could, baby I'd give you my world But how can I when you won't ta...
S & M Airlines / You Can Go Your Own Way

   I say don't drink and drive You might spill your drink Before you get behind That wheel, just stop & think You can take your chances But there's so mu...
S&M Airlines / You Drink, You Drive, You Spill

    Hey you, you have too much hair and we don't like what you wear and you have really bad breath so were gonna beat you to death ...
__Other Songs__ / You Put Your Chocolate In My Peanut Butter!

   You've got the beauty, but that don't mean a thing A bland reciprocation, but that don't bother me You're happier with lights on underneath a darkened...
White Trash Two Heebs & A Bean / You're Bleeding